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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"
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"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."
"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet."
"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"Do you remember the name of the Italian/Vietnamese restaurant we went to? Yeah! It was great, how could I ""Pho-get-abouttit"""
"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."