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Joke of the Day
"I once made an apathetic club. No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though."
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"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
"ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"
"Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way? We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right?"
"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"
"At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse."
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"