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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."
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"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."
"[hunting] ""In order to attract the stag, I perform the special call"" [clears throat, cups hands round mouth] ""COME OVER HERE, ANTLER JERK"""
"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"
"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""
"my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days"
"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"
"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"
"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"