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Joke of the Day

"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"

"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"

"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"

"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"

"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."

"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."

"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"