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Joke of the Day

"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""

"I fucking hate the Kool-Aid man that guy has such a punchable face"

"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."

"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"

"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"

"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."