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Joke of the Day
"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."
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"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."
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"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"
"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."
"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."
"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"