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Joke of the Day

"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."

"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."

"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe."

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"Ive been told I'm not ambitious enough.... I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."

"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."

"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"

"When bae starts to age... She turns beige."