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Joke of the Day

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."

"I was shocked to find out that the woman I love was a one-night-stand type of girl. So I went to the furniture store and got her another one."

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."

"Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night."

"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"

"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."

"So the bus driver said to the string ""Are you a string?"" and the string said ""No I'm afraid not"". (A frayed knot)."