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Joke of the Day
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."
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"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."
"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."
"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."
"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""
"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"
"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."
"Here is a joke about sausage: Nevermind. It's the wurst."
"I called my friend in North Korea and asked how he was. He said he couldn't complain."
"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""