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Joke of the Day

"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."

"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"

"Fall asleep on a jigsaw. Woke up with a puzzled face."

"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"

"Why did nobody want to be around Hitler? Because he was very gassy."

"Why didn't the ghost have any children? Because he had a Halloweenie!"

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."

"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"

"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"