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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."
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"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"
"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"
"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin"
"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."
"Don't assume my personal politics because of a tweet. Trust me, I believe ALL politicians are equally full of shit."
"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"