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Joke of the Day

"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."

"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""

"Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad"

"Do you want to hear a potassium joke? K. I was going to tell you a sodium joke but Na."

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."

"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."

"I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty."

"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"

"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."