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Joke of the Day

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"

"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"

"Three tampons are walking down the street, which one says hi first? None of them. They were all stuck up cunts."

"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."

"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"

"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""

"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them."

"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"