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Joke of the Day
"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."
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"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."
"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"
"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."
"It must be Monday somewhere."
"Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)"
"Date: Cat-callers disgust me. Me: [hastily returning phone to pocket] Oh haha yeah me too. My cat: *at home by the phone worried sick*"
"What's the definition of an african-american? Proof that skunks and monkeys fuck."
"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."
"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"