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Joke of the Day

"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"

"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."

"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."

"I went to an illiterate psychic I couldn't get a reading"