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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."

"Swallow it dammit, it's good for you Your Pride"

"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."

"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"When did the 100 years war get serious? When the English got Crecy"

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques."

"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"

"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"