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Joke of the Day

"Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio."

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"

"60th birthday Last year my mother should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot..."

"When I was born god asked me if I wanted a good memory or a huge wiener. I can't remember what I picked..."

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"

"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."

"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"