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Joke of the Day
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"
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"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"
"Just watched two of my kids try and fail to open a cereal box so I've concluded that playing Mozart during pregnancy is bullshit."
"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."
"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."
"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"
"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."
"If you had to describe your sex life with a famous historical quote Mine would be 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' - Bill Clinton"