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Joke of the Day

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"

"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."

"Hi, I'm from the American Medical Association! AMA!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"

"When Eminem, wrote Recovery, obviously he wanted to Recover. Akon wrote Freedom, because he wanted freedom. And Justin Bieber wrote boyfriend, hhmmmm......"

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby..."

"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."