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Joke of the Day
"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."
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"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"
"Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich"
"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"
"Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy? Cause he kept going in circles..."
"Me: Watcha got there? 8: Lemonade. Me: What kind? 8: Mike's Me: Nooooooo"
"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."
"- Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No."
"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"