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Joke of the Day

"Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby..."

"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"

"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."

"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"

"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."

"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."