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Joke of the Day

"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."

"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."

"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."

"Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was."

"when the ice cream man drives down my street I walk alongside him screaming TAKE ME WITH YOU I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG SONS"

"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."

"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."