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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."

"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."

"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."

"Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."

"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."