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Joke of the Day

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"

"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"

"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"

"The Guyz l Shadowrun Returns l Razor Edge ep 3 l HE'S STILL THERE Hi, I'm Karmit, and I play video games...yeah... Well that's all I can really say. Just want to advertise stuff so...yeah...america..."

"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"

"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."

"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."

"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."