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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."
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"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."
"I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs."
"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."
"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."
"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."
"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."
"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."
"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."