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Joke of the Day

"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."

"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""

"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."

"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"

"What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school? A doctor, you racist!"

"What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains? A Suicide Squat"