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Joke of the Day
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
"You're going to look great at your prom. If you're thin and spent 3 grand on a dress. Otherwise you'll look like a dumpy Russian hooker."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."
"If you leave without a reason, don't bother coming back with an excuse."
"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."