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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."
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"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
"If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?"