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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
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"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."
"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."
"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river"
"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""
"""It's the holidays"" *eats a pizza* ""It's the holidays"" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* ""It's the holidays"" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*"
"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand Quatro'sinco'ses"
"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."