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Joke of the Day
"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
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"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"
"How do japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua"
"Being successful is like getting pregnant.. ..Everyone will come to congratulate you but no one dares to ask how hard and how many times you were fucked."
"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."
"My coworkers are fucking retarded children. Surely thats illegal."
"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised."