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Joke of the Day
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
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"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."
"What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"
"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"
"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"
"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."