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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency... It hertz my head."
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"my wife's divorcing me and i asked reddit for help i hit the lawyer, what now"
"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."
"(NSFW) Jokes"
"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."
"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."
"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"