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Joke of the Day
"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"
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"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."
"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."
"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"
"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"
"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"
"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"
"I quit my job and poured years into it Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game..."
"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."
"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."