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Joke of the Day

"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""

"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape."

"Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, ""Ole off him."""

"My next door Neighbour's Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she."

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"

"OLD SPICE: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM"

"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"