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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."

"Double standards are not fair! When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"

"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."

"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"

"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."

"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."

"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."

"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"