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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
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"Evidently that good samaritan bullshit doesn't apply when you help an old lady cross the street on the hood of your car."
"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."
"There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops."
"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good."
"Saw a guy masturbating on the bus today... Where does he get off?!? (credit to Hampton Yount)"
"A woman swore her real name was May June I said ""July"" and walked away."
"How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces? Squish it in your hand."
"Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?"