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Joke of the Day

"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"

"Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning"

"You tell me to ""walk a mile in your shoes"" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind."

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."

"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"

"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."

"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."

"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"

"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."