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Joke of the Day

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."

"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"

"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"

"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""

"How many libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb has to pull itself up by the bootstraps and screw itself in"

"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."

"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."