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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."
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"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"
"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"
"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
"What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."