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Joke of the Day
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."
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"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"
"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."
"Give 100% in everything you do Except giving blood"
"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"
"According to this BMI chart I am too short."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tiss "
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"[prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather"
"If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself ""Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."""