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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"
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"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."
"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""
"Did you hear about the guy who fell asleep during The Force Awakens? The theater was too Darth."
"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."
"Gone are the days that girls cooked like their mothers, because these days they drink like their fathers."
"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."
"Capitalism is horrible Buy my book to find out why!"
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."