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Joke of the Day
"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."
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"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."
"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."
"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"What do we want? HEARING AIDS! When do we want them? WHAT?!"
"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"
"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."
"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."
"Two potatoes on a street corner There are two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says I-da-ho!"