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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"
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"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."
"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."
"Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa..."
"Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house."
"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"
"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""
"When someone describes themselves as a ""foodie"" I automatically assume they shit a lot."
"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"