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Joke of the Day

"When someone describes themselves as a ""foodie"" I automatically assume they shit a lot."

"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."

"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"When I jerk off I like to sit on my other hand until it gets numb, then change to that hand right at the last minute . . . I call it ""the old 'bate and switch""!"

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"