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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"
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"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"
"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."
"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."
"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"
"I had a near-life experience...I nearly quit Facebook."
"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."