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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"
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"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"
"If a policeman is knocking on your door and you have a pile of dead babies on your bed, what's the hardest thing to hide? Your erection."
"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"
"What do you call banana shoes? Slippers."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"
"A magician walks down the street... and turns into a pub"
"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."
"Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison"
"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."