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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."
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"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."
"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"
"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."
"A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies."
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."