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Joke of the Day
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
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"Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself."
"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"
"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."
"Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on."
"What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall? A year in prison if there's any justice."
"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."