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Joke of the Day

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."

"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."

"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."

"I can't be Levi never tried speech wreck ignition soft wear be four. This is sofa king convene Yenta!"

"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

"Roger Ailes buys a puppy. He calls it Colby."

"When I told my friends that I'm writing jokes for a living... ...they laughed at me, wait 'till they hear one of my jokes on tv, they won't be laughing then!"

"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."