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Joke of the Day
"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
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"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"
"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."
"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"
"What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)"
"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"
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"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."
"lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?"