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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"
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"Why doesn't a rooster wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"
"Everyone take nude selfies now ""Keep your phone in your pocket next to your genitals and they're bound to get together and have a couple of drinks"" -Stephen Colbert"
"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball."
"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""
"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"