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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"
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"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"
"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."
"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"
"A father asks his son ""Son, why are you not hanging out with Mark any more?"" ""Would you want to hang out with someone who is drunk and does drugs every day?"" ""Of course not!"" ""Well, neither does he."""
"Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery? Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye."
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."