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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery? Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye."
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"That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation."
"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"
"Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard."
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."
"When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"I love those lanes at the store where you can just bag your groceries, make some beep-boop noises and walk out without paying."
"I once let a blind guy touch my face and he thought I was Philip Seymour Hoffman"