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Joke of the Day
"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""
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"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"
"whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person"
"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"
"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."
"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"
"I've been searching months for my girlfriends killer. But nobody will do it."
"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."